Reader Feedback: Get Noodlin’ Or Die Tryin’

Every once in a while we receive some hilarious e-mailed thoughts that don’t make it into the comments section. Today we’d like to feature one of these letters.

Occasional HT collaborator Chilly Jackwater responded to our Tuesday post on 50 Cent’s ongoing feud with Lil’ Wayne and how jambands should start gang wars to reinvigorate the scene. Chilly weighed in with his thoughts:

“The 50 Cents piece was straight gangster. Strong to quite strong stuff. The scene definitely needs to put itself back on the map, because the music sure as shit ain’t doing it. And no matter how many side projects the members of String Cheese form, the bottom line is (in my Rick Pitino voice): Jerry Garcia is not walking through that door. Trey Anastasio is not walking through that door. And if they do, they’re gonna be old and grey. And, I’d add, hooked on heroin. We need something big to happen. A MMF bukkake sex tape featuring someone from The Hills, DJ Logic and Keller Williams, perhaps.” That’s how it’s done.

Jerry Garcia, Rick Pitino, and bukkake…you all can learn something from this man.