Roth was noticeably upset after realizing the herpes sore under his lower lip was acquired instantly after wrapping his arm around Madonna for this photo.
MADONNA: “And if you think his chest is hairy, you should feel his ass!”
ROTH: “Leave it to Madonna to let her fingers do the walking and find the trap door in my jumpsuit — say, Madonna, is that a mood ring I feel on your index finger?!!”
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Might as well jump … into your pants.
No topical cream on earth can cure the bumps from this encounter.
Woo, you love coke as much as I do! Oh wait, you said cock?
David Lee Roth passing Madonna his trademark “Ruphie Colada”.
Madonna: “Good one Dave! as if I’d ever let you hit it”
Dave: “CHCHCHCHCHYEAH ANYONE HAVE SOME MORE BLOW?!”
Madonna and DLR share a laugh after trying unsuccessfully to determine whose chest decoration was more garish.
Press: What three letters signify your future?
Roth: EMT!
Madonna: STD!
Roth was noticeably upset after realizing the herpes sore under his lower lip was acquired instantly after wrapping his arm around Madonna for this photo.
In hindsight, Janie’s glad she never sent him that letter…
The reason Valtrex was created…
Might as well hump
Madonna smiles after finding out it’s really not true what they say about Jewish guys.
No I will not adopt a child with you. Well off to Washington Square Park to score myself some shwag.
IN 20 years, we’ll be wearing each other’s clothes.
these are fuckin’ hilarious.
MADONNA: “And if you think his chest is hairy, you should feel his ass!”
ROTH: “Leave it to Madonna to let her fingers do the walking and find the trap door in my jumpsuit — say, Madonna, is that a mood ring I feel on your index finger?!!”
If you think his chest is hairy, you should see her snatch. hey she is italian. (reference photo: here http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/madonna-nude-photos.jpg)
Look Dave, I can open my mouth THIS WIDE, do I still have to sign the waiver?
[someone off camera]: “My friend just started studying the Kabbalah, then adopted a baby from Malawi”
“I just sucked your dick…jinx…buy me a Coke…hahahahaha”
dubs = champion. that was fucking classic.
MADONNA: I think i just lost my wristwatch up your ass
ROTH: Bozee Bozee Bop….
Have you thought about adopting a child from….PANAMA…PANAMAA-AAAA…..
DLR: I know, I hate Valerie Bertinelli too. How can we get him to leave her?
M: I have a plan.
Suck cock and two smoking barrels. Hmmmmm… sounds familiar, could be a working title for someone.