May 22, 2007

I Love Bad Music: Sweet (Legal) Love

HT Contributor Eliot Glazer has tremendously terrible taste in music. But he’s an adroit wordsmith, and he’s gonna try to convince us that the bad is really good.

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Not until recently did I realize how much I love Anita Baker.

I don’t know what clued me in. I should have realized her brilliantly campy appeal years ago when, while working at a country club, a fellow employee (and unrecognized pop cultural genius) complained about George Michael’s Careless Whispers being played too often throughout the establishment. I questioned her disgust with the song, as I was personally indifferent to it.

“C’mon, dude,” she said, “It’s totally an anthem for pedophiles.”

Read on for more of Eliot’s hilarious romp through Anita Baker’s mind…

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