Some Clever Tournament Starter Should Send This Guy Out with Mike Weir and Sergio Garcia

Meet Bryan Saltus, a 37-year-old American golfer currently plying his trade on the Pro Asia Tour. Saltus claimed a victory this weekend at the inaugural Cambodian Open, his first championship trophy on the Asian Tour. So what’s this got to do with the price of apples (or, say, veggie burritos)? Instead of some poor schlub named God, Saltus dedicated his three-stroke victory to the Grateful Dead.

Saltus says he’s been to 153 Dead shows, and in winning his first title in three years on tour, he automatically becomes our favorite golfer. He leapt into the water hazard on the 18th hole after winning, so we imagine that counts as his shower for the month. We’ll keep abreast of Saltus’ upcoming tournaments to see whether he dedicates his future losses to Mickey Hart’s solo career. Congrats, Bryan.