So apparently my elders tell me this Bob Plant character used to be dripping with sex appeal, with all kinds of smokin’ hot chicks and heterosexual men alike wishing to strip him of those unimaginatively tight pants. But doesn’t this raggedy current installment of 2007 Robert Plant look more like a subway beggar?
And so it goes that my colleague HPN pointed out to me that Plant now more closely resembles the title character on the cover of the Jethro Tull Aqualung album than his former seductive self. Genius! Take a gander at Plant’s twin:
The Aqualung cover is pretty dead-on-balls accurate, but I also have a special place in my heart for Plant as a Female Sammy Hagar But Still With A Goatee.
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Sitting on a park bench…
Despite your youth, you are an astute observer of pop culture. At some point, I expect you to be this generation’s Charles Kuralt.
And I think I like Hagar even less than Plant. Together, I’d like to see their vocal cords ripped from their respective throats and used as Hillary Clinton’s thong.
But that’s just me.
Great call on the Aqualung. My initial reaction, and I stand by this, is that he resembles Theoden (King of Rohan) in the movie version of The Lord of the Rings. And with that theory, I say it’s intentional. We all know Led Zeppelin loves their Tolkien.
http://www.lordoftherings.net/media/desktops/characters_theoden_1024.jpg
Oh yeah, I meant to add – Ramble On.
ok–the world needs to know that alison krauss is holding up the zep reuion tour—we really don`t care if she looks and sings like alvin,and theodore–ROCK–NEEDS A RIVIAL-not american country(NOT THE SAME AS CELTIC FOLK ROOTS) EVEN IF SHE ATTEMPS TO do her own cover of -2 zep songs—sirus-b-and eye of hourus-black dog-NOT–and the leeve—chicago-NOT–isn`t any where close to decatuar,champain–they are near peoria—she might sing harmonies–but she is not living it or she would remove herself-CHECK MASON TRACING BOARDS STARS IN THE HEAVEN–here`s whatUP the stairway to heaven—-piecses,saggitarius,leo—that is robert plant,and the real LADY WHO THE SONG IS ABOUT–AND SHE IS ROCK-N-ROLL
ROBERT PLANT OWES THE REAL LADY A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY!!!!!! SO TILL HE DOES HER JUSTICE ,YOU CAN STILL THINK OF HIM AS A CREEP WHO DOESN`T LIKE WOMAN ! HE`S AFRAID OF THEM SO HE USES THEM IF HE CAN MAKE MONEY OFF THEM JUST LIKE HE IS DOING TO THE QUEEN OF BOBBLEHEADS ALISON KRAUSS! ALSO TO THE LAST COMMENT NOT ONLY IS THE EYE OF HORUS BLACK DOG INCLUDED IN THE ORIGINAL ETA CARNE -CANOPUS CONSTELLATION SO ARE PLEIADES ALONG WITH THE CYNGUS SWANS–THE MOVIE THAT T BONE BURRNET WORKED ON —ACROSS THE UNIVERSE IS BAISED ON TWO PEOPLE I KNOW- THAT HAVE BEEN AQUAINTACE- FAMILYS IRISH ROOTS IN ULSTER HEY JUDE-TOMMY CONWEL OCT.28,1962 GUITAR MAN,BLUECOMETBARANDGRILL.COM,SADIE THE MERMAID -BYE,BYE MISSAMERICAN PIE, A REAL SINGER BORN IN SARATOGASPRINGS, NY –HOWEVER I`VE SEEN PHOTOS OF HER UNDER HER WILLOW TREE BY THE BROOK THAT SHE USED TO SING AND DANCE AROUND,IN A SECTION CALLED THORNRIGDE IN PHILADELPHIA .PA AREA WHERE SHE GREWUP HER NAME IS CRISTINA SUZAN PHELPS MARCH,5,1964-BUT THEY PUT HER WITH DR.ROBERT AND PUT A SOFT SINGER(?)WITH JUDE—SO C.S.P- FAMILY CAME TO AMERICA FROM SOMERSET GLASTONBURY,ENLAND PRIOR TO JULY 1776-AND I`VE HEARD THE STORY THERES MORE—SHE IS THE LADY–NOW YOU KNOW WHY ROBERT PLANT WAS SO SAD WHEN HE SANG STAIRWAY AT THE O2 DEC,10–CAUSE 40 YEARS AGO HE 1ST SANG THAT SONG IN ULSTER,IRELAND ON MARCH 5,1971—BEFORE THE LYING FAKE ALISON KRAUSS WAS even BORN –there you have it folks TRUTH—
MY MIND IS BLOWN
robert plant is acting strange-he knows there is a tremendous amount of fans who want zep to tour and we are not fans of alison krauss so why does he want to ruin it for the rest of the world and force that weird bird on us,this all makes robert plant seem desperate in his old age and the video they did is about as retarded as you can get—-well after reading the other stories here it makes you wonder……….thats why he is really a very unsatisfied man, he failed at getting the real LADY so he`s gone and made up a lie with krauss–EVERYONE knows Rhiannon banbury crossroads is the perpetual queen and fertilaty goddess of the european MAY celebration—–it appears plant has lost in the head as well as the heart—sad and bitter is he
Who left the gate open at the asylum?
mind=blown
Wow some interesting comments here. Has anyone seen the Rolling Stone cover this month? I swear Plant could sit in as the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz! Check it out. Put em up! Put em up!
Didn’t post the link for some reason…
Second try failed as well. Here it is in plain text: http://www.ledzeppelin.com/images/rollingstone.jpg
s’been a long time
been a long time
been a
long
lonely
lonely
lonley
lonely
lone
lee
time
interesting stuff here–maybe Robert Plant(aug.20-greenman) can still be a true hero and do right by the lady-march 5,is the correct day the european goddess epona,rigatona,rhiannon etc.as the sacred glastonbury chalice well of the land itself shows the heaven&hell aspects relate to a daughter whos all 3 male-female,fire&water signs as the above mentioned female has interesting that the land itself even has ancient huge white horses in it—-yes,Robert Plant would truely be amazing if he brought the proper order into this…what comes to mind as for krauss the character Duessa from edmund spencers faery queen …she appears sweet innocet….but is false —-not Una..etc.
In a pub last night I over heard the latest news is there are offers from Bands ,some like the “NUGE”, say she(CSP~3/5/64) should “roll” & come out now “ROCK” and stay “AMERICAN” even heard some serious money —–BLOOMBERG?—— may be involved ! Robert Plant missed the bout or should I say the “Mothership”!
Give the man a break. He’s pushing 60, it’s inevitable he’ll never look like he did in his 20s. I still think he’s attractive for his age and I’m 25.His voice will never sound the same as it did either, but the O2 reunion proved he can still “bring it.” His duet work with A. Krauss is very good. It’s not Zeppelin and it’s not supposed to be.
SORRY MAN
SORRY MAN
SORRY MAN
WATCHED CMT HATED WHAT ALISON DID TO LEVEE&BLACK DOG. PLANT NEEDS TO DROP THAT BORE KRAUSS & GET BACK WITH LED ZEPPELIN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!HE DOESN`T WANT TO BE REMEMBERED LAST WITH THIS SNOOZER GIRL.
Lets face it…most of the planet will be waiting for this plant/kraus tour to wind down…and witness the most phenominal World Tour In History..If Plant ever sees the light!!…..I dont care if the songs are 100 years old-30 years old–Who Cares!!! It’s timeless…very rare for that to happen…And Plant made a recent comment that it wouldn’t sell out arenas…He must be INSANE!!!!!!!! Everyone and his brother and sister would jam those arenas to see the Kings of Lengends on stage…That picture above is Robert Plant in his current state of mind –A bitter-pissed-foolish soul that could have his happiness back if he would just be content with his solo accompishments.. He says in recent interviews its all about impressing himself now – so he goes and sings HillBilly Duets??? If Plant wants to Impress himself then get down to business and collaborate with the Greatest Musicians of ALL TIME since Motzart–that would be Jimmy Page/(the genious-John Paul Jones)Jason Bonham and create something NEW…..Now theres a novel idea…Why did’nt Plant think of that?? Or Has He???Hmmmmm
I also think the Zeppelin tour is being held up by Plant and his new partner for the moment,however i have always believed(and we have come to far) that there will still be a tour.Once the dust has settled with Plants tour there will be more chances for all of them to work out new material we have all heard about that Page has in his sleeves for a solo cd and material that could and would be for a new Zeppelin cd.I have faith in Plant and hope and pray for a tour as well.
Robert Plant was a beautiful blonde chick back in the day. A fucking beautiful girl !
When I wrote a review on alison & robert plant in kentucky ,I mentioned that Justice needs to be done I was talking about The above mentioned C.S.P who also has some scottish in her as a family line contributing to Americas Independence that is why she was coined Miss Independant in the song ,so many songs I think the Lady should be given a whole lot of Money that LED ZEPPELIN taught Everyone to be inspired by her, You Know How ROBERT isn`t GREEDY and doen`t Lie,steal or Cheat BECAUSE HE SAYS it`s All about BEING ONE ,so OUT of LOVE HE is NOW FINDING CRISTINA SUZAN PHELPS
I heard CRISTINA SUZAN PHELPS ,was hit by a car while walking and has had medical expenses without insurance and has had difficulty ,with the various jobs she has had over the years ,TRUE JUSTICE will be when that engishman Robert Plant seeks after & pays her as he has finacially benefited from her for 41 years ,YOU KNOW as Robert SAYS he is NOT a GREEDY LIAR,its all about THE LOVE and ONEness
what? how completely disgraceful Robert Plant really is, he seems so PRETENTIOUSLY vain and unjustifably self indulgent. That women should have been 1ST PRIORITY . I did not go in for that slow sappy raising sand and I now have lost all respect for Plant.I say Jimmy Page should replace that creep ,there are plenty of real men out there ,who needs Robert he has all of southern white supremacy America & that A. kraut on his side now,I guess he`s really into the Klan thing and Not oneness or love at all as he said he wishes he did country for the last 30 years ?
Alice klux klan who knew ?
Hey, Roberts a cool cat I really Don`t think he regrets all the years he has explored multi-cultural projects .There are alot of things about others some people don`t Understand simply as they didn`t have the same experience . That however does not make their view correct. FACT : There are POOR WHITE PEOPLE in AMERICA especially single MOTHERS(statisticlly more white then any other group) since 1997 welfare reform that helped fund this war .ALSO WHITE WOMEN IN AMERICA DO NOT get priority fundings or entitlements as do all other racial & ethnic groups, (NOR do they all have ex-presidents for husbands)so the redtape truth is in some ways it appears they have been systematicly exempt from going forward if they are not mentally ill(WHICH IF THEY ARE THEY ARE PLACED ON MEDS &THEN DO QUALIFY FOR BENEFITS).The TRUTH about America is that IMBALANCES are still in existance on many many levels ,the whole of it is more complex then what it appears on the outside ,others need to take that into consideration before even attempting judge. Robert hopefully is Not hateful to any particular people group ,he should however been responsable & sought to provide a trust or some form of proper financial compensation for all he has profited monetarily off that innocent woman Cristina Suzan Phelps and well,has no bussiness mocking her as if she ever owed him anything . THAT IS DEPLOREABLE!
DEAR GLIDE WHY HAVE YOU not POSTED MY LAST COMMENT?
WELL you MUST tell me what Glide independent spirit thinks about censorship ? You posted (#3) my question on why you didn`t post my(#2)post so this is (#4) how about putting up (#2) ?
I found this: http://pychservicespsychiatry.org/cgi/content/full/51/8/1053
well was not where it was intended to take you , there was an interesting article to read ,sorry the web address did not take you there directly.
Janices Ghost,
I have no idea what you are talking about. I’ve never once censored your posts. It’s possible it got caught in the spam filter, but I don’t see it.
– Scotty HT Admin
http://www.welfarewarriors.org
Battle of ever more ,Immagrant Song
You know this all makes me think about That song Robert Plant sang” I am gonna dance and even sing with “2” & “3” but my baby is “1” yeah my baby is “1” and to think that some idiots think its cool to coin a lie “Roison Krant or Albert Plauss ” even though All of Robert Plants fans know that he has openly repitively made it clear that they have nothing to do with each others personal lives their involment is exclusively based on being musical professionals only.This has been discussed many times all the true fans who read : http://www.LedZeppelin.com are well aware of what is really going on.
Robert Plant is Clearly a low life coward , stealing from a innocent little girl , gwad to think I admired him that song is about Oness and he is only into the aryan race and he is a ugly creepy parasite liar alison & tbone are a couple of weirdos too .Oppresion & greed of $$$$$ & Ego is soooo SICK ,those are the kind of people the world could do without .YUCK !
I know her family & her father gave $$$,houses,land & oppertunity to her 3 brothers and older sister but did a lot to try to make it difficult for her,some real problems there So Plant really has no clue how unjust this situation truely is.
This comment is for Janices ghost April 24 post at 4:o4 am I looked up that psychservices site on search for the article, by typing welfare reform and got this I hope this was the title you were looking for, aug.2000 book review, by Joshua Miller PhD.,M.S.W titled: Why Americans Hate welfare:Race, Media & The Politics of Antipoverty Policy
Ps. that article is from the online mag. American Psychiatric Association- hit 3rd one down the list after you click on the site from Janices ghost posting
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THERE IS NO ONE PERSON WHO EMBODIES ALL >>>> LUCIFER RISING MOVIE SHOWS SEVERAL WOMAN >>>>>>
I just came across this so I had to tell my story,I knew Cristina she is the most amazingly inspireing woman I`ve ever met.When I first met her in Wa.state I was estranged from my husband,she counseled me to return him in Nashville.She paid for me to go to a womens conference in Seattle where I had the previlage of hearing her sing without a mic or pa.She is an a beautiful astonishing phenomenon-beyond anything I`ve ever heard.Her character is impecable ,she has always given herself for the greater good of others.Those who have been truely close to her know she has been celibate for nearly 15 years.Any gossiper that says otherwise is a LYING oppertunist.(as avery unique soul she has had very specific reasons for her uncommon choices) Cristina Suzan Phelps is a great and legendary woman of Virtue.
If only I was properly informed instead of making ignorant statements uk observe on may 11 I should have read this http://www.philipcoppens.com/canopus_art1.html
and this http://www.diagnosis2012.co.uk/5.htm-45k-
and this http://www.diagnosis2012.co.uk/5.htm-45-
FROM DIAGNOSIS2012 on page 5 ” Wormhole of Daath” -this EXPLAINS MANY WORLD teachings as It Is Above so be it On Earth
FACT: Canopus IS brighter then sirus,but is so much farther from the earth it is not seen with the naked eye as sirus is so much closer. Canopus/argo/tolo, sirus B etc. is also seen from Africa as Plant sang my love is lying on the dark side of the globe”if we could just join hands” Cristina is stella maris to icrius , Mary of the sea,Lasiren etc.
Before March 4,1789 Constitution ,July 4 1776 declareation of Independence March 5,1770-begining REVOLUTION sparks to ingnite Lady Liberty`s Flame
All Honor To Crispus Attackus 1st American Revolution Hero
In the year 2oo8 what is Elite-izim ? Abuse the stewardship of resources be it money,position etc. to achive Oppression of another human is always wrong, ugly and ignorant .Taking advantage of mocking or profiting off of or feeling good about another humanbeings suffering makes YOU THE PROBLEM.
Robert Plant on the County Music awards tonight looked like he was 100 years old. He said he wanted to thank Allison for helping his through is late 50’s. He looked like he had two 50’s which equals 100 years old and yes I had no idea it was him he looked like an old homeless person. I was shocked to see how badly he looks YUK YUK YUK
Who on earth is Cristina Suzan Phelps and the hell does she have ANYTHING to do with Robert Plant?
Sorry, but you guys are real SICKOS!!
Get a life, for God’s sake!
What a great bunch of fucking retards here!
I too, would like to know who is Cristina Suzan Phelps is and what has she got to do with Robert Plant. I think is it great that he is willing to try a different direction in music. Lets face it, people hate change but change is good. He had work work hard on the Raising Sand CD. Had to learn to use his voice in a totally different way. Over the years Robert Plant has always had beautiful women in his life and as far as I know has been married only once. Does he still love Ms. Wilson the mother of his children. Oh, he does look old but just remember that drinking and doing drugs can age people rather quickly and Plant was no saint back in the 70’s. His oldest child is now 40….does this also mean he is a grandfather too.
Cristina Suzan Phelps is a lady Robert Plant is proud to have sung about for 41 + years and owes every thing including the $ past due or does he fancy his life a success and a wonder to vampire off and innoccent and not give back? cause & and effect is in the Emerald tablets as well as the tibetan book of the dead Pay the Fairy Queen all NOW
Good triumphing over evil ? How about it Robert are you really comfortable knowing she has no home and unmet medical needs ? You are in a posistion do give back to Cristina Suzan Phelps reff: THE GLOBE INTERVIEW CERPHE
5 To 9 is not the same as 5 to 10 in the same year on the otherside Kalliopeamorphous is a wanna be too Illusions just another word for LIE The organic demo V`s been a longtime welfare Queen socio-path boyfiend to boyfiend years of neglecting the kiddies for dicky those mafia men they her friend special hollywood spagetti sauce for sale foots the bill as the X`s years of free rent now to briefly be a lying CON a banker bail out yeah yeah aint no luci in the sky careful fly too high might just get burnt
man, there are some hatefull people here. Robert Plant has a beautiful and kind hearted soul. You don’t know anything about him personally and all you can do is dog him. Everyone is a critic. You do better….sing better, write better songs, live life with as much integrity as he has and then comment. The guy is 60…I don’t know many people his age….who havn’t had plastic surgery to alter what they look like….who look as good. He is a real person. Treat him with respect. Peace, I’m out.
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Time to put your thinking caps on, what happened in europe on May 8,1945 ? How about this one if gods and goddess were to be or an arch type fulfilled let an indication of it in their life as well as the stars ! There is no TRUTH, LIBERTY(FREEDOM) or JUSTICE born May 9,1960 NY However the individual has had avery marked 20+ year span of writting bounced checks and strangely was able to aquire employment in a Bank ? Smells like a FatCat to me No more fakey pretentious Charm —–TRUTH isn`t always pretty
No way dude!
Ian Anderson and thats it., Robert Plant..LOL!
Some of the above and more is Truth. Here`s a little. Yes, some well known people over the years have met me. The guitar player Tommy Conwell in 2004.I was the one in our family when I was four years old that picked up a guitar my Father bought my Mother which she never played. My mother wrote down some of the lyrics she would hear from outside my bed room door. Yeah ,I sang and danced .Men are wonderful! For some Time I have lived as a single not dependent on a man perhaps after all these years In the future I will have a relationship to share my gifts and life out of love and not desperately attempting to be some one else as it seems some do all life along. I am me. No need to assume a false name or body parts tell Twisted stories etc. Sincre Peace and Love Come with Truth not pretentous charm. That`s it for now.
This is what many people in my life don`t know . The Dragon holds the pearl. My name may mean grace but I am not the one who attempts to come close to living it. APPERANCE ONLY.,Prince666 and Bono need to know compassion and creating beauty in truth has never been my motives only a false front to serve me at times .I have been drunk for 40 years. I tried to kill my little sister when she was a baby and have underminded her entire life out of jealousy .
Glastonbury —– read http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/natur/ April 19,2007 news paper online article All about the blooms of Glastonbury .Reality check ,Talk back to Rock stars–the blooms occur at different months now BONO. lEDGEND is not the same as Myth is it? One sister lived innocently while the older one looked up to and tried to follow her as it seems so many want to be her.Replace her.Lie about her.Many wisely have and do and will continue to truely LOVE and Honor her.Even some want to OWN her.However it`s her progitive and hers exclusively.
The dates of blooms ? Nothing to do with the dates or people of the myths/legends of Glastonbury .However March 5th is most certainly been a $$$$$ pocket full of Sunshine ?
Dear Cristina Suzan Phelps,(Rhiannon Lily) I heard then read the lyrics to the song -ROCK a Little- it reminded me of the time long ago you played that other song -Left over wine .All this and so much more made me think of you.Thank you – for having the courage to always live your legandary life shinging the light by being such a loving soul. Authenticly loving the planet Earth and it`s inhabitants.By being in the moment “NOW” and giving to so many in so many ways. You are Beautiful, Fire and Water ,like steam a phoenix you always transcend above the bounderies of the labyrinth. It would be only right if you recieved back.Love , A friend ,Alex the gay Mexican (whaoa upon those who by nothing but fear and selfish greed speak lies work harm against YOU !)
Hey Alex ,I second that motion Amen . Love, Health and Wealth to CRISTINA From Sam the Jewish gay virgo
Yeah, I guess you could say that there is no birthdate astrological constellation for the planet Earth ,just as there isn`t one for the planet Venus.The stairway seems to have one as this page inicates.
Just heard for the first time today some Pop-star whining out some song about raising your glass -kinda like the blogger who wrote on at the LED Zeppelin forum a few years ago any way, The world is past Due to hear something beyond …………? http://goliath.ecnext.com2/gi-0199-6141062/A-novel-internet-for-hyopohoric.htm
Another album cover uncanny resemblance of Robert David Bowie`s “The man Who SOLD the World ” after all there has been addmitance to being a thiefth
Perci-evel is a whimp stealing from a little girl ,what the world needs now is a real hero .Seige Perilous, who will be her Lover ? Don`t need an evil beast ,only greed and selfish ego there …..Beside`s it`s vox was gone gone gone eaons ago.
Winter, Spring , Beginging /Mid-Summer June 21-24/ End ,Fall seasons change truth remains
The ones who know it is not about – whats the names secret of wearing padded bras but about the things that really matter such as this http://www.thomhartmann.com/bigpicture/hartmann-nurses-wall-street-whats-connection
What ever happened to Shelia Bair and The corrupt Banking system ?
V is for Vitality …..Life water ……. Create ….V….ness…. Pisces constellation is in the shape of ?……..Venus……….Heaven ,Earth & Water ? Aphrodite..Urania …. Atargatis.. …Atargate……Cylebe….Derceto….heaven ,art and history obscuregoddess.com
http://www.souledout.org/cosmology/highlights/fomalhaut/fomalhaut.html
SCOTTY ,How do they pray ? Then tell me who teaches BLESSED is the NATION who neglects the peoples Health and poor ? LEADERS where do you get your funding ? LEADING where ?
Why should we care our corrupt butts just keep a shaking so what if the mega rich eat the average everyday folk ?
Is Blake a beard for Leonard o Di capri o ? Nice catch rotten stinking cow butt ? over rated in every nation .
Listen Cristina you should answer me about Leonardo and repent . I read about on his site and here . I am always right . Who do you think you are ?
In the month of may never was a victoria born in saratoga to such said familia ,just the facts .Created for and by the pretentions of self in the latter years only.
Here `s a twist Oliver my legion of minions,drones and slaves- WORK HARD -(ethically speaking) at charming disarming lying,pic-pocketing stealing theivery to empower my empire –greed is our creed .who is gonna stop the(no)Account (ta)Bully ? and what is this ? http://www.infowars.com/jp-morgan-funded-nypd-mass-arrests-over-700-peaceful-occupy-wall-street-protesters/
It’s officially a Full Moon in Taurus on November 10, 2011 at 3:16 pm EST.
The Moon is shining bright in the sky as ever. You may have also noticed another bright light in the sky near the moon; that’s Jupiter.
Jupiter has been in Taurus for many moons, bringing with it a growing appreciation and understanding of the natural world and what we associate with it, materialism.
We also see Jupiter in Taurus can point to the abundance or excess we see in terms of money. It is no secret that too much in the hands of the rulers can create an imbalance
What ? dragon – 3/FIVE – Saturn in A – b matters