How Did 2007 Robert Plant Go Back In Time?

So apparently my elders tell me this Bob Plant character used to be dripping with sex appeal, with all kinds of smokin’ hot chicks and heterosexual men alike wishing to strip him of those unimaginatively tight pants. But doesn’t this raggedy current installment of 2007 Robert Plant look more like a subway beggar?

And so it goes that my colleague HPN pointed out to me that Plant now more closely resembles the title character on the cover of the Jethro Tull Aqualung album than his former seductive self. Genius! Take a gander at Plant’s twin:

The Aqualung cover is pretty dead-on-balls accurate, but I also have a special place in my heart for Plant as a Female Sammy Hagar But Still With A Goatee.