Another one of our master scavengers on retainer dug up the ultimate present for anyone with too much time on their hands. From what I know about the world wide web, I’m guessing that’s just about every single one of you disgusting tour wooks. So from our friend Henge to you, feel free to look this gift horse directly in the mouth or the arse: I Love Music Video. Productivity? Sit on it, Malph.