VAN DAMN! IT’S FRIDAY! (Vol. II)

Now listen here:

You see that little man down there? The one with the adjustable wife-beater and pleated parachute pants…do you see what he is doing? He’s absolutely murdering that bamboo dance floor.

Meanwhile, look at those henchmen just loafing around all sour-pussed like it’s a 7th grade dance. You can tell it’s only a matter of minutes before the room erupts in violence as J.C.V.D. hip-thrusts his way into the hearts of those two lady lotus flowers…

But what’s important here is the soundtrack. Let’s face it; you can’t steal hearts while tripping the light fantastic without a stellar playlist. Today’s edition of the Friday Mix Tape will give you the power to roundhouse your boss in the face as you back flip out the front door and head towards the weekend. How do I know? Because, Van Damn! It’s Friday!

Today’s mix-tape was brought to you by the movie Blood Sport and the letter R.

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One Response

  1. I have no idea what this means, but it’s funny.

    “Let’s face it; you can’t steal hearts while tripping the light fantastic without a stellar playlist.”

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