Borat’s Holiday Playlist

It’s that time of year again, when everyone is boastfully offering their best of lists and noting rare, obscure releases as the gem of the decade.  It starts around the same time the malls become full of sweaty santas, pushy multi-bag carrying soccer moms and those annoying singing bass your uncle loves.  So we decided to ask one of our favorite artists to combine the two and present a list of the best holiday songs to get us in a bit more festive mood.  We were certainly surprised to see the email come in from everyone’s favorite Kazakhstanian reporter, but it was so full of choice selections, we had to share it.  Sure, it’s another debatable list to argue about on some message board, but maybe, just maybe a few of these joyous tracks will bring a little holiday spirit to your hearts.  


1.Beat It – Michael Jacksons

I a huge fanny of this new song by dancing negro, Michael Jacksons. We have many major exports in my country -first is potassium, second is apples and third is small boys to Michaels ranch. Why not? Is niiice!

2. You Be My Wife from Stereophonic Musical Listenings That Have Been Origin In Moving Film (Soundtrack from the Motion Picture)

This is romantic song that I wrote about a woman’s in my moviefilm, whom I wanted to make romance inside off. This feature Belinda Bedekovic, our famous keytar player and was produced by Korki Buchek!!!

3. Throw the Jew Down the Well from Stereophonic Musical Listenings That Have Been Origin In Moving Film (Soundtrack from the Motion Picture)

This is most popular children’s song in Kazakhstan. It is not in my moviefilm, but was record for Kazak television in cowboy bar in Arizona, which in US and A. I have hear this song have upset some peoples – I think it because my guitar playing not so good. I sorry.

4. Macarena

We play this party song at my first wife funeral. Happy times.

5. It’s a Kind of Magic – Queen

I like very much the lead singer – ladies man Frederick Mercury. It great shame that he die in that car crash. Many peoples say I looks like him, infacts, last month I come 7th in Almaty’s annual ‘who look most like Freddy Mercury’ competition. This out of over 843,000 entrant!

6. Leader of the Gang – Garry Glitter

This one from convicted sex criminal Gareth Glitter. He very much admired in Kazakhstan and his music is also popular. Infact he second most popular sex criminal in Kazakhstan. Our most popular Urkin the Rapist who become big star after appearing in my moviefilm ‘Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan’

7. Elokeinu on Album ‘One Three Seven’ – Zohar

It is Jew music. You must listen to this, so you know what your enemy is think.

8. Candle in the Wind – Elton John

I very much like this song about crushed princess of Wales written by bald homosexual Elton John.

9. Rock Me Amadeus – Falco

Me and my producer Azamat Bagatov like listen to this.

10. I wanna sex you up – Color Me Badd

This favourite of my 11 year old son, Bilak. His wife and childrens like it too.

11. Holiday – Madonna

I liking very much this new song by singing transvestite Madonna. He is very convincing, the only thing that gives him away is his big hands, and the bulge around his chram

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