Cheese is an important part of everyone’s diet, and it certainly stands to reason that one should get their fair share of the film variety. Now, current cinematic cheese includes everything from Martin Lawrence driving his daughter across country in Disney’s College Road Trip, the Flaming Lips’ Christmas on Mars, Atonement…wait…that was for real, any movie starring Kate Hudson and Matthew McCanaHeycanIstillhaveacareer, and the legion of So I Know Who Knocked Up 40-Year Virgin Ron Burgundy’s American Pie Axe-Murderering Mother movies to enjoy after the long-delayed lobotomy.

Then we have the sci fi/fantasy/horror/big ugly cheap costumed monster variety. Back in the day—the early 1960s—Roger Corman could be relied upon to churn out low budget cheese classics which sometimes featured future superstars like Jack Nicholson. In the 1970s, we got disaster cheese from Irwin Allen like landmark sludge called Earthquake. In the ’80s, well…just about every movie made in that decade classified as cheese with synths, pastels and that dude from Grey’s Anatomy when he was just plain McDorky. The ’90s had a weird variety of cheese which included variations on early ’80s slasher films with nifty titles called Scream, Scary Movie, and So…I’m Hot, Get Over It.
This week’s selection from the hard block cheese portion of the film aisle of the celluloid supermarket next to the rotting vegetables of poor M. Night’s slowly dying career is a pure low-budget mocking of all that was cheese back in the early ’60s black-and-white heyday of the Corman era. This time, it is completely played for laughs. Our Hidden Flick is The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra and as the title indicates it is an important study of our current archaeological studies in Cadavra, Massachusetts starring Angelina Jolie, Harrison Ford, Matt Damon, Denzel Washington, and Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. READ ON for more…