Luke’s List: Classic Holiday Movies
Thanksgiving dinner had not yet been cleared and TV stations across the land already had the Christmas movies queued up and ready to go. Between November 28 and December 26, you will only have about 147 chances to watch your favorite holiday movie. So here is a quick list of five Christmas movies well worth a couple of hours of your time in the next few weeks.
It doesn’t get much better than “Shitter’s full.” The Griswolds bounced back in a major way from a somewhat lackluster trip to Europe to provide the straight up funniest of the holiday standards. It might not have the heart of A Christmas Story or the nostalgia of Rudolph’s bad claymation but Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo and the third installment of Griswold children, including an already-on-her-way-to-creepy Juliet Lewis, provide solid yuletide yucks.
Clark fights many battles in this one. Among them are taking on his neighbors, including a yuppie bitch played by Seinfeld’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus, fighting to get the Christmas lights working and being bitchslapped by his boss, played brilliantly by Brian Doyle-Murray. There’s also the gratuitous hottie, played by Nicolette Scorsese, who works in the department store (“Can’t see the line, can you Russ?”) and reappears in Clark’s poolside fantasy.
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