Spasm Rock Star Dropping to His Knees, Pleas*

Big Red’s long local nightmare may soon be over. The latest from The Post Star:

Ernest “Trey” Anastasio, the former frontman of the jam rock band Phish, has been offered a plea deal with a reduced drug possession charge, which, if he accepts, could wrap up his case Friday.

Check back on Friday, when we’ll likely throw together a string of puns for the official announcement that Crimson Dago is out of hot water for now…


(Many thanks to Deputy Girardin for the clever play on words; OTrane for the link)

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