No Jail Time for Former 70 Volt Parade Singer

Here are some pics of Trey at the courthouse today…

Trey

Get that damn mike out of his face, woman:

Trey

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7 Responses

  1. the scariest part is: “If he fails, he would be sentenced to 1 to 3 years in state prison.”

    I wouldn’t want that lingering over my head…

  2. Question: shouldn’t Jerry Garcia, Jr. have gotten all of this stuff out of his system before he broke up Phish–and while people still really cared? Is it possible that Trey’s been reading the “Official Guide To Being A Rock Star” backwards? Given the Chinese menu of substances he was carrying around, I think he may be slightly confused as to the logical progression of such things.

    And is just me, or is Trey looking more like Paul Kantner’s “Mini-Me” with each passing year?

  3. I loved the prosecutor’s comment…

    “He’s accepted responsibility,” said Washington County District Attorney Kevin Kortright. “That’s all we can ask for.”

    Wow! I’m no fan of drug laws. But the prosecutor sounds more like he disciplined his kid who broke a kitchen window. I was hoping for tracking bracelet or at least something that would allow him to crossover to gangsta rap. Suspended sentences bring no cred.

  4. “Lesser charges of driving while intoxicated by drugs, misdemeanor drug possession and driving without a license were dropped as part of the plea agreement.”

    The first and third of these hardly sound like “lesser charges” to me. Everything else is a victimless crime. Driving like a maniac presents an actual danger to society.

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