Score one for one-legged hookers everywhere: The always-reliable, always-awesome British tabloids are reporting Heather Mills McCartney is about to receive 70 million pounds in the divorce settlement from her estranged husband Paul. Not surprisingly, that would be the largest separation payout in British history.
Given the British pound’s current 26-year-high against a weakening dollar, Mills is set to receive $143.8 million from Sir Paul. Yes, $143.8 million for getting fucked by Paul McCartney for four years. I think many people are asking, “Where was the pre-nup?,” but I think the better question is, “Where the hell can I sign up?”
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Too bad he was singing silly love songs – should have done a pre-nup. 143 million is off the charts. Guess we’ll have to get a Paul and Ringo tour to offset that
If there’s anything Sir Paul likes, it’s his money. Must kill him to part with it. Perhaps now he’ll be stepping out with another girl, marching to a different tune, walking tall, and putting one foot in front of the other in an effort to get a leg up on MIlls in the tabloids.
Talk about a guy who shot himself in the foot, and then put that foot in his mouth. I’ll bet it tasted like plastic.