I really feel for Camila from Uh Huh Her. It must be the scariest feeling in the world, being on stage rocking a huge crowd that’s singing along with your every word, when all of a sudden, your bladder decides to make itself known and you have to tinkle in the worst way. What do you do? Do you try and hold it, torturing yourself through each song for the next hour? Do you raise your hand and ask to be excused for five minutes, assuming that the crowd would be OK with five less minutes of rocking tonight? Or do you pull a Fergie and piss all over yourself, in the hopes that your fans are also R. Kelly fans?
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wow she has bladder problems!!