Our regular Thursday contributors Rupert and Stan from the acclaimed Ghosts of Wayne Fontes blog are back, ready to inject a sports needle into your musical ass…

What, you think we’re not gonna read the comments in our inaugural post? We are certainly not about to let a wiseass remark go unnoticed, particularly one that happens to be right in our wheelhouse. Soiled Dove, we’re granting your request to “compare epic Phish openers to epic leadoff homeruns.”
Okay, not really. That’d be a tough gig, and we’re not about to let the inmates run the asylum. So we’re opening up the parameters a bit, comparing epic openers from a variety of bands to what we’d consider to be their sporting equivalent. There really aren’t that many notable leadoff homeruns in the World Series, nor would we remember them, but hopefully our flex rules will still garner up some street cred.
Genesis Auditorium Theater, Chicago, IL, 11/20/1974 – The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway (click here for full video)
The mighty Genesis opened the Lamb Lies Down on Broadway tour with, of course, the Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. It’s the epic tale of the black cloud descending upon Manhattan, sucking the island into overwhelming doom and gloom.

We can only think of one situation suitable to play the sports equivalent of this opener, and it won’t make this blog’s proprietors very happy: the 2004 Boston Red Sox’s epic comeback in the ALCS. The Yankees laid down a colossal collapse, allowing the Red Sox to comeback from the only 3-0 deficit in playoff history. Doom and gloom indeed swept Manhattan that week, and somewhere, at the moment the Sox clinched, Phil Collins…didn’t care.
Read on after the jump for the sports equivalents of Psycho Killer, Mike’s Song, Once Upon a Time in the West and several other hot openers…