7. Smelling guitarist Bill Nershi‘s bare feet when we ride the rail, brah
6. The phrases they’ve added to our vocabulary: Kangfirmed and Nersh’d
5. The headiest jam names in the scene — where will we go to see Inspiration Jam, Initiation Jam, Expression Jam, Evolution Jam and Synergy Jam?
4. Hula Hoops, motherfuckers!
3. Who else is gonna be a punching bag for an entire scene?
2. Did we mention Kang’s fashion sense?
Thanks to the good people over at Team HLA for their help with this one. Thankfully we won’t have to wait long for these guys to throw out more mediocre music and horrible band names: Honkytonk Homeslice, Zilla, Eoto, and Elastic Mystic will keep the dream alive. We’ll see ya when you run out of money…