5. “My hamp-ton is so raging right now”
4. “Whatever you do in the privacy of your own room is your business” – Front Desk Clerk: Embassy Suites
3. “My three holes for your extra”
2. “Lemme borrow $1500 for like 10 minutes”
1. During Scent of a Mule, CG leans over and taps a kid playing with one of those stupid green laser pointers and says “haven’t you learned anything from this song?”
Leave a comment with some of the funny things you overheard last weekend and we’ll put together the best of ’em for next week’s B List.