As amazing as the British indie music scene has been in the past, how is anyone supposed to decide between The Futureheads, Arctic Monkeys, Art Brut, Franz Ferdinand, Kaiser Chiefs, and The Cribs? As much as I listened carefully to every note to The Cribs' major label debut Men's Needs, Women's Needs, Whatever, I honestly cannot tell this group's album apart from any of the other condescending, menacing, and assertive post-punk cock rock band's output that sensationalist UK music journalists try to persuade London hipsters to buy.